uo Plate in Texas? God Forbid?

There has been a proposal by the mercenary outfit known as MyPlates (another egregious example of the State of Texas reneging on its duty) to have an uo plate for Texas drivers.

I could make lots of inappropriate comparisons to mosques in New York and  Swastikas in  Washington but I don’t want to go completely over the top.

The fact is that this so called university kidnaps and hypnotizes with the promise of riches dozens of Texas’s best football, basketball, baseball etc. etc. players every year and fields these unfortunates in the ugliest uniform on the face of the earth. Crimson and cream. Even the picture that that brings to mind is disgusting to the point that I cannot point out what it reminds one of.

I realize that there are some Texas children who in the throes of immaturity attend this alleged university because they cannot make the grades at Dallas County Community Colleges or some other institution  of true higher learning.

The athletes are of course stupid beyond all comprehension and could not be expected to understand  what they are really doing. Either that or the much hoped for scholarship to Trinity Valley JC fell through and this was the backup plan.

All of that aside.

uo plates in  Texas?

Does ok offer Texas Longhorn or Texas Aggie plates in their little piece of desert?

No.

Because they only have about 27 licensed drivers and they all have farm plates for the corn and marijuana crops. Crack does not count as a farm product.

Ask yourself a logical question.

Why would any boy or girl athlete want to leave the verdant plains, mountains and coasts of Texas to go live in a wasteland of grass and sand?

No one would who is not either stupid or rebellious beyond belief. And not rebellious in a good way but a stupid way.

Oklahoma was one of the last states to join the union and that would have never happened if the accidental discovery of oil had not been made ( Jed Clampett reference needed here).

As a matter of fact, any person who goes to uo without “academic” reasons should automatically have their citizenship of the Republic of Texas revoked and banned from ever stepping foot inside of Texas again except to get their a**es beat by true institions of higher learning and morality.

It is a well known fact that Bob Stoopids is the spawn of the devil. He is the lowest form of life known to mankind.

Why ask for trouble?

Leave oklahomo to themselves and their inbreeding and let Texas cars and trucks alone.

Please. Oh, the humanity!